No mi gustas.

Ok. I have a problem.

A skunk problem.

Yea, so about two weeks ago a skunk decided to crawl under my place and spray its everlovely glory all over the place, and so my apartment reeks from top to bottom of skunk juice. Amazingly, you can't smell it outside of my place... which led my landlords to believe it wasn't serious. But after having to burn 10 sticks of incense everyday, spraying Febreeze on my clothes, bedding and couch for two weeks, I've had enough.

I invited my landlords into my smelly abode and they recognized the problem and are kindly taking steps to resolve it somehow. Hopefully, the smell will disappear soon...



Chey's New House Rules and Notices

1. Spiders: I admire your ability to create fantastic silk webs of art and I accept you as a part of Earth's family in creation. However, please understand that I alone pay my rent, which means that if I find you mooching and living in my quarters you will be fined $5000, cursed at, and then promptly squashed.

2. Skunks: DO NOT under ANY circumstances spray under/above/around my house... I am more than happy to offer you this map with directions to the homes of local sexual predators and domestic abusers that I am certain will understand and apprecitate your generous act of repulsive behavior.

3. Woodpeckers: First - my house is not a tree. Second - you need to work on your rhythm skills. Third - how in the heck do you get your droppings to land on my windows???!! What kind of aerial maneuvers do you have to pull off to accomplish that?!?


Actually, nevermind. I don't want to know...